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WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
(via sherlocksmyth)
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teacher: where’s your homework
me: where’s leonardo dicaprio’s oscar(Source: luiehale, via ahmbahproctor)
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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
(via splendid-circumstances)
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(Source: sweaterpawz, via sydneysauce)
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I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
(via sohardcorn)
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(Source: nonamesavailable, via goofuth)
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One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
(via sohardcorn)
